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Post by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 10:47 am

How do you tell if you have got elephants? :roll:






......big holes in the skirting boards. :P

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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 11:59 am

Nah, Prospero. Don't be daft! You tell by looking to see if their bike is outside! :P







And yes, it does have a dent in the crossbar.... :roll:
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Post by w00dward » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:47 pm

Didn't even have to photoshop this one!


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Not going to trip over that when its left at the top of the stairs!
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Post by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:52 pm

There was a big elephant and a small elephant. :)

The small elephant was the son of the big elephant but the big elephant was not the father of the small elephant.

How come? :?

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Post by w00dward » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:59 pm

The big elephant was the mother.
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Post by kaptain.kopter » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:16 pm

Woodworm walks in to the pub and asks " Where's the bar tender?"

Sorry, I should have resisted but I'm weak. :twisted:
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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:33 pm

Ouch!!! :evil:
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Post by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 2:25 pm

Grizzly bear walks into a Wild West saloon with his arm in a sling.....

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" :o


If all the woodworms in the world were laid end to end, one of them would wiggle about and spoil it. :x

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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 3:48 pm

How do you catch a unique rabbit? ... (rabbet???? :shock: )
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Post by osgood » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:09 pm

Unique up on him!

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Post by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:14 pm

Make a noise like a lettuce?

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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:20 pm

Got it in one, Ormond! :wink:
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Post by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:34 pm

kaptain.kopter wrote:Woodworm walks in to the pub .......
.... and the barman says 'Sorry, we don't do grub 'ere!'

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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:44 pm

Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:

"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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Post by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:21 pm

Moglet wrote:Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:

"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Just the one - as long as he kept the receipt - mind you, who'd argue with an elephant!

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Post by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:57 pm

What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?

:)

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Post by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:02 pm

Enough with the elephants already!

What do you call a camel with three humps? :wink:

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Post by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:13 pm

Quasi?

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Post by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:15 pm

prospero wrote:What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?

:)
The latter takes parcels and letters!

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Post by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:34 pm

prospero wrote:Enough with the elephants already!
You can never have enough heffelumps! :D
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