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Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 3:45 am
by prospero
prospero wrote:What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?

:)
No? :shock:

.....Well I wouldn't send any of you lot to post a letter......
prospero wrote:What do you call a camel with three humps?
:)

Humphrey.


(well what were you expecting? Wit? :roll: )

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 3:51 am
by Grahame Case
are you not in bed???

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 10:06 am
by prospero
How can I sleep when there are elephants to frame. :)

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 10:25 am
by Grahame Case
:-D

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 12:28 pm
by prospero
Jest ye not. :lol:

Image


(frame insn't really cockeyed btw.)

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 1:52 pm
by Moglet
Like that! :D

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 6:17 pm
by Spit
When I first looked at that picture, I thought the tusks were on the wrong end! :shock:

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 6:22 pm
by osgood
Steve,
I think tusks are always on the same end as the ears and nose! :wink: :wink:

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 7:23 pm
by fineedge
Áine - from powder beetles to African tuskers in a single thread - not bad. Maybe you should be in investment banking instead of framing

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 11:28 pm
by Moglet
Nah, Alan! Investment banking's for wimps..... :wink: :lol:

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 11:30 pm
by Roboframer
The framing of elephants is a bit of a grey area to me.

Posted: Wed 05 Dec, 2007 11:55 pm
by fineedge
Áine wrote
Nah, Alan! Investment banking's for wimps.....
_________________


suppose so! imagine a woodworm trashing their laptops. I don't think Norton would have an answer for that.

Posted: Thu 06 Dec, 2007 12:05 am
by Moglet
fineedge wrote:... imagine a woodworm trashing their laptops ...
:idea: Now there's an idea.... My local bank branch recently installed an electronically controlled "airlock" style double doorway, and it is a major PITA going in and out of the branch ever since, especially if mums are trying to manoeuvre their buggies into the gap between the portals.

I wonder if my customer still has that infested frame..... :twisted:

Re: Woodworm-Infested Frame

Posted: Sun 12 Jun, 2016 10:15 am
by lennoxrandall
*Post removed

Re: Woodworm-Infested Frame

Posted: Sun 12 Jun, 2016 12:38 pm
by IFGL
Well lennox Randall you are based in the Philippines but have a website url that says Lincoln in the title, this makes me not want to click .

Re: Woodworm-Infested Frame

Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2016 7:57 pm
by John
I'm sure you guys were acting with the best of intentions, however before taking action in cases like this:
Get your facts straight - ask your self questions along these lines:
  • Does the post contain actual dangerous links as opposed to imagined ones?
  • Regarding any linked site
    • Does the linked site have relevance to our industry?
    • Is the linked site free from obvious scams, Russian brides, get rich quick schemes, Viagra, etc?
    • Is it linking to malware of some kind?
    • Does the site have a verifiable street address?
    • Does it have a location map?
    • Does it display a phone number? Is it a land line?
  • Are members damaged by the poster's comments?
  • Can the forum be harmed in any way by this post?
  • Has aggressive SEOing resulted in the site achieving a Google high ranking?
  • Could this new, perhaps inexperienced, and potentially valuable member be given the benefit of the doubt?


If the answer to most of the above is yes, then please consider moving on, or perhaps posting a positive comment/welcome. However If you are still convinced of some sort of conspiracy that has somehow got past the dozy old Site administrator, then by all means report the post or pm one of the moderators to express your concerns. The mod team will discuss the matter and decide what action, if any, should be taken.