Abbreviations

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 06 May, 2008 9:28 pm

Sometimes I read something that really does make me Laugh Out Loud.

I've never LMAO though, - I'd far rather laugh my waistline off - definitely never PMSL and don't have enough floorspace to ROFL.

But I did just read something that made me giggle a bit - GAB - nah - that's not much good.

GTMS - Giggle to myself?

MMC - Made me chuckle?

SAB - Snigger a bit?

What's a good abbreviation for one down from LOL?

fineedge · Post by **fineedge** » Tue 06 May, 2008 9:42 pm

HMS - hosed myself

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 06 May, 2008 9:45 pm

Nah - that would be at least one up from LOL.

osgood · Post by **osgood** » Tue 06 May, 2008 9:56 pm

How about GMTO?

Giggled my tits off!

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:26 pm

Not sure - if you're a bloke I'll be wondering what you were doing with tits in the 1st place and if you're a bird - with no tits - I won't talk to you!

fineedge · Post by **fineedge** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:29 pm

Not sure - if you're a bloke I'll be wondering what you were doing with tits in the 1st place and if your a bird - with no tits - I won't talk to you!

LMBAO

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:45 pm

Roboframer wrote:Not sure - if you're a bloke I'll be wondering what you were doing with tits in the 1st place ...

Maybe the missus is spiking Ossie's tea with oestrogen???

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 06 May, 2008 10:52 pm

OK - I did actually LOL at this one

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Tue 06 May, 2008 11:02 pm

Bizarre!

osgood · Post by **osgood** » Wed 07 May, 2008 12:00 am

Roboframer wrote:Not sure - if you're a bloke I'll be wondering what you were doing with tits in the 1st place

Blokes have them too!. It's just that they usually aren't quite the same dimensions or have the same function as the girly ones!

I guess the one exception for blokes would be if they have fallen on a huge belt sander!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Wed 07 May, 2008 12:30 am

Why do men have nipples? It's something that has always puzzled me from an evolutionary perspective....

osgood · Post by **osgood** » Wed 07 May, 2008 2:28 am

Not everyone has enough faith to believe in the evolutionary process!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Wed 07 May, 2008 3:12 am

Oh no!!!! It's the Intelligent Design debate!!!!!

Post by **John** » Wed 07 May, 2008 5:58 am

Moglet wrote:Why do men have nipples?

It's something to do with the fact that we all start life in the womb as females.

Phill · Post by **Phill** » Wed 07 May, 2008 8:43 am

Do you know everything John?

osgood · Post by **osgood** » Wed 07 May, 2008 8:48 am

Phill wrote:Do you know everything John?

Phill,
Yes, John does know everything, but don't let on that you know that. We don't want him getting a big head, do we???

Post by **John** » Wed 07 May, 2008 9:59 am

Around here I'm often informed that I know damn nothing, now you guys are telling me that I know damn all.

What a turnaround!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Wed 07 May, 2008 1:09 pm

John wrote:.... damn nothing.... damn all.

Perhaps just a whiff of synonymity there....

Post by **prospero** » Sat 10 May, 2008 11:45 am

fav one on troubleshooting forums:

RTFM

(Read the ....... Manual)

kaptain.kopter · Post by **kaptain.kopter** » Sun 11 May, 2008 7:23 am

The military and police have always been a great source of TLA's (three letter abbreviations) but this list is pretty comprehensive.

http://www.businessballs.com/acronyms.htm

I quite liked BANJO - bang another nuisance job out