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Afraid I can't submit my entry!


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Post by realhotglass »

Common John, be bold !! : )

How about :

"Honest officer, I only have 2 light beers with lunch !"
or
"Is her bloody hair dry yet ?"

Could be a rather large party whistle ?
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"Honest officer, it isn't mine and I didn't inhale"
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Post by John »

After The PM's visit, the Elephant Keeper at London Zoo discovered that one of his rectal thermometers was missing.
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So, Mr Blair, what did you learn on your recent visit to the US!
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If you used this lip-shaper properly your gob wouldn't be such a daft shape Cherie. Let me demonstrate....

No weapons of mass destruction in here either.

Go on tony, pull the trigger, do us all a favour.
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new tongue lengthening device

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Mr Blair trying out the new tongue lengthening device before his first visit to the white house,


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Post by birdman »

"You hum it, I'll play it""

or

"It said on the TV that I'd be able to swim and play sport if I use one of these every month"
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"I see no ships"
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Thanks for the afternoon giggle, peeps! :lol:
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Post by Not your average framer »

Does it have anything to do with the govenment's sticker I am now forced to have on my shop door?
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