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Fell down the stairs

Postby Roboframer » Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:49 am

Stupid open back slippers, went arse over tit down the stairs - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM woke up in a heap at the bottom - wife was still peeling spuds in the kitchen - staggered in to the kitchen "I just fell down the friggin' stairs DIDN'T YOU HEAR ANYTHING"??!!

"Oh" she said, "Is that what that noise was, I thought it was Eastenders"!

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Re: Fell down the stairs

Postby prospero » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:11 am

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No but seriously, glad you are OK John. :P
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Re: Fell down the stairs

Postby Roboframer » Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:48 pm

I have to admit that this is not a true story, as someone who knows us well and has read this has pointed out to me.....

1. We live in a bungalow
2. I do all the cooking.
3. We NEVER have Eastenders on
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Re: Fell down the stairs

Postby prospero » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:20 am

:P It did occur to me that this was a wee porkie. :wink:

But confusing TV with reality is easily done. It annoys me a lot when you get phones/doorbells ringing
on the box and it's exactly the same as your own. TV sound nowadays is so good that you can't tell it from real life sounds.
There's a particular ad that gets my goat. It's the one about oak furniture. No verneer 'ere. There is a loud knocking sound
and it sounds for all the world like some git is banging on my wall. :evil:
Many is the time I have got up and fed the cat on the basis of a meeeow on TV.
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Re: Fell down the stairs

Postby IFGL » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:34 pm

Omg, glad you are ok, did you break anything?
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