50 shades of grey

[mikeysaling]

“Fifty Shades of Grey Hair”
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> The missus bought a paperback
> At Waterstones, on Saturday,
> I had a quick look in her bag;
> T’was “fifty shades of grey”.
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> Well I just left her to it,
> At ten I went to bed.
> One hour later she appeared;
> The sight filled me with dread…..
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> In her left hand she held a rope,
> And in her right a whip!
> She threw them down there on the floor,
> And then began to strip.
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> Well fifty years or so ago;
> I might have had a peek;
> But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
> And she’s eighty four next week.
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> Watching Doris bump and grind;
> Could not have been much grimmer.
> Then things they went from bad to worse;
> She toppled off her Zimmer!
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> She struggled up upon her feet;
> A couple of minutes later;
> She put her teeth back in and said…
> That I must dominate her!!
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> Now if you knew our Doris,
> You’d see just why I spluttered,
> I’d spent two months in tra_ction
> For the last complaint I’d uttered.
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> She stood there nude, all naked like;
> Bent forward just a bit ….
> So I stepped forward like a man,
> and stood on her left tit!
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> Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
> My god what had I done!?
> She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
> “Step on the other one”!!
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> Well readers, I can tell no more;
> 'bout what occurred that day.
> Suffice to say my jet black hair's,….
> Turned “fifty shades of grey”.
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