A man goes to the doctor .......

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Roboframer

A man goes to the doctor .......

Post by Roboframer »

..... and says "Doctor I can't stop farting - no matter what I eat or when - but luckily they don't make a noise or smell at all" (Phhhhht!)

"OK" says the doc (scribble scribble) "Take these pills, one after meals and come back next week"

The guy is back a week later .... "Oh doc, it's worse, much worse, still farting just as much , no sound at all still - but now, the smell, Oh my God, I'm embarrassed to leave the house" (Phhhhht) - "Oooofff"

The doctor opens a window and says "OK, now the sinuses are cleared, we'll have a go at your hearing!"
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Post by patrickleeland »

I got a chuckle out of that. Good one John.

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