Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
If so, what is wrong with this photo - apart from the chips being crinkle-cut, which is just wrong anyway?
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
No ketchup!
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Non-mushy peas.
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Chips don't you mean GLASGOW SALAD.
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Chips not up to the EU standard size of 1.5cmx 1.5cm x 10cm
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Are those your slippers?
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
No, I have 'Family Guy' slippers for knocking around in and UGG slippers for best.
The problem with the photo is the carrots and green beans - you don't have those with chips - you only have veg that you would put vinegar on. Vinegar on carrots and green beans? I don't think so!
The problem with the photo is the carrots and green beans - you don't have those with chips - you only have veg that you would put vinegar on. Vinegar on carrots and green beans? I don't think so!
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Always made sure of my kids having veg every day - chips!
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Vegetables are what food eats.....
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I only eat animals that eat vegetables.
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Well, it's underexposed, for a start.what is wrong with this photo
And you've cropped it incorrectly.
It needs rotating CCW 0.35 degrees
It has a definite colour cast, &
the DoF is completely wrong - we shouldn't be able to see the detail on your slippers.
I trust that that you'll try a little harder next time you upload a photo
As for two veg with fish fingers and chips ----- what are you thinking of
Beans or mushies, at least
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Who took a bite out of the BP & J sandwich.............. without eating the chips first?
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P.S.
Pathetic looking fish sticks.
Pathetic looking fish sticks.
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Those peas have got to go. Mushy ones - OK, but those little green bastards are too much work to eat. They keep flying off the plate and hiding. And I have a green carpet.
Carrots just spoil the colour scheme.
And you need more fishy fingers than that.
And a proper round plate.
And a huge dollop of tomato sauce.
Is that wholemeal bread?
To much of the sandal-wearing yogurt-fancier ethos for my liking.
Carrots just spoil the colour scheme.
And you need more fishy fingers than that.
And a proper round plate.
And a huge dollop of tomato sauce.
Is that wholemeal bread?
To much of the sandal-wearing yogurt-fancier ethos for my liking.
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