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Are you a connoisseur of the chip?

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If so, what is wrong with this photo - apart from the chips being crinkle-cut, which is just wrong anyway?
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No ketchup!
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Non-mushy peas. :o

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there is all that vegetable sh*te on the plate
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Chips don't you mean GLASGOW SALAD.
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Chips not up to the EU standard size of 1.5cmx 1.5cm x 10cm
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Are those your slippers?
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No, I have 'Family Guy' slippers for knocking around in and UGG slippers for best.

The problem with the photo is the carrots and green beans - you don't have those with chips - you only have veg that you would put vinegar on. Vinegar on carrots and green beans? I don't think so!
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Always made sure of my kids having veg every day - chips!
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Vegetables are what food eats.....
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I only eat animals that eat vegetables. :)
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what is wrong with this photo
Well, it's underexposed, for a start.
And you've cropped it incorrectly.
It needs rotating CCW 0.35 degrees
It has a definite colour cast, &
the DoF is completely wrong - we shouldn't be able to see the detail on your slippers. :oops:

I trust that that you'll try a little harder next time you upload a photo :giggle:

As for two veg with fish fingers and chips ----- what are you thinking of
Beans or mushies, at least
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Who took a bite out of the BP & J sandwich.............. without eating the chips first?
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P.S.
Pathetic looking fish sticks.
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Those peas have got to go. Mushy ones - OK, but those little green bastards are too much work to eat. They keep flying off the plate and hiding. And I have a green carpet. :lol:

Carrots just spoil the colour scheme. :evil:

And you need more fishy fingers than that.

And a proper round plate.


And a huge dollop of tomato sauce. :P


Is that wholemeal bread? :?


To much of the sandal-wearing yogurt-fancier ethos for my liking. :giggle:
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