A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to
paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected,
sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably
distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the
doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck
seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to
show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever
seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."