What a Mover!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Fri 26 Oct, 2007 11:18 pm

Someone who shall remain nameless pointed me in the direction of this humourous link, so I thought I'd share this little bit of weekend silliness with fans of our feathered friends...

lynnbmack · Post by **lynnbmack** » Sat 27 Oct, 2007 11:45 am

brilliant - my kids loved it - brought a laugh on a wet windy day!

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:21 pm

Very good.

Had a stuffed one of those to frame once - guess what was used to stuff it?

Polyfila!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:27 pm

I've watched it umpty'leven times now. It just makes me smile so much!

Btw, what do you call a parrot in a raincoat?

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:59 pm

Polly unsaturated?

And a guy wearing FIVE raincoats in a cemetery?

(Macs By Graves)

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Fri 02 Nov, 2007 10:03 pm

Got it in one, John!

Anyone remember the The Goodies' "Jaws" spoof, where they got a fish to commit suicide by playing Max Bygraves records to it through an underwater microphone?

(PS... The cemetry gag's going into the collection!

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Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Fri 02 Nov, 2007 10:11 pm

A single guy owned a parrot and every time he brought a young lady home the parrot, just at the right time would squawk "Someone's in luck tonight"

Nine out of ten times it worked - so the guy decides to buy his (male) parrot a partner - went down the pet shop, but they only had male parrots.... and one female owl (a real slapper - didn't give a hoot!)

Aaaaanyway he gets the owl - didn't think his parrot would be too fussy - bungs it in the cage with the parrot.

That night the guy brings a young lady home, and, right on cue, the parrot squawks "Someone's in luck tonight"

"Whhhoooooo - Whhhhhhoooooooo" hoots the owl.

"Not you, you flat-faced bitch" squawks the parrot.