Duraing - Oh dear!

Not your average framer · Tue 06 Nov, 2007 8:21 pm

Underpinner went Duraing today! They says you have to live the blues before you can perform the blues. The pedal cable went Duraing, so I need a new one.

Fortunately Cameron from D & J Simons has rushed out to the post office as I had missed their post collection for the day. All above and beyond the call of duty. My thanks to Cameron and D & J Simons.

So cue Roboframer. John does this call for a new verse or two for the framer's blues?

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 06 Nov, 2007 11:26 pm

Shooting wedges in Devon, to escape the rat race
's'what it says in m' profile, an' ah'll saaaaaaaayit toyerface

(Duraing .....)

Mah shooter gets a stoppage - ooooool' cable's got trashed
Need to get on that CB - what a paaaaaain in the ash

(Duraing .....)

Got the framers blues, yeaaah the framers blues (Duraing ...)
Ah done needs dem darn wedges in mah mitres - not jus' in mah chute ...(Duraing .....)

Breaker breaker - gorra ten-thirty three
C'mon back breaker breaker - won' ya'll pleeeease help me

(Duraing .....)

Here's Ole' toothless one-eyed bald deaf Cameron DJ, with a rare foot disease...
...'ah've got all the good numbers buddy, an' ahhhhhm here to please

(Duraing ....)

etc

Not your average framer · Wed 07 Nov, 2007 9:08 pm

Hi John,

What can I say! Brilliant!

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 12:57 pm

If a group of framers got together and formed a blues band, what name would you give them? Howzabout...

"Flumb Pervert and the V-Grooves"

(Fairly obvious what type of night I've had in the workshop .....

)

Grahame Case · Post by **Grahame Case** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 1:21 pm

i'm going to jump in here with

The Flangers feat. Terry Fletcher

Bill Henry · Post by **Bill Henry** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 3:38 pm

John’s already got nod to lead this band.

I suspect from his post that he’s already on drugs.

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:19 pm

Grahame Case wrote:i'm going to jump in here with

The Flangers... ...

Is that a silent "F" by any chance, Grahame?

(Sorry, couldn't resist...

)

Grahame Case · Post by **Grahame Case** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:22 pm

Moglet wrote: Is that a silent "F" by any chance, Grahame?

(Sorry, couldn't resist... )

irishisms... gotta love em

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:53 pm

Once a Corkwoman...

Spit · Post by **Spit** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 6:42 pm

Moglet wrote:Once a Corkwoman...

I corked a woman once.....

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 7:49 pm

Spit · Post by **Spit** » Sat 17 Nov, 2007 7:52 pm

As in I accidentally shot her with a champagne cork

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sun 18 Nov, 2007 12:13 am

Ouch! That musta been painful. I sincerely hope you proferred her the contents of the bottle as an analgaesic!