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ACHTUNG!

Alles Touristen und Non-technischien Lookens Peepers! Das Maschinen is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben, odervise is und poppenkorken mit spitzensparken.

Der maschine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by der dumkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen der cottonpicken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watschen das blinkenlighten, orelse ve kuttendammenfingersoffen.

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Nice one, NYAF! Haven't seen that in a long while. Definitely an all-time classic!!! :lol:
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Post by Not your average framer »

Hi Áine,

It came to light while packing, to move house. It's going on the computer when we put one in the shop. Sounds a bit high-tech, but not really! It's an old machine running Windows 98, but what the heck! Same era as the notice.
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Did'nt know Europe had it's own version of funagalore. (African speak so that people from different language groups can more or less understand each other)
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Roboframer wrote:Iway eakspay luentfay Igpay Atinlay - eednay orkway onway ethay ellingspay oughthway - robablypay!
I Speak Fluent Pig Latin - Need Work on The Spelling Though - probably
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NYAF wrote:It's an old machine running Windows 98, but what the heck! Same era as the notice.
At the risk of showing my age (yeah, like it bothers me... :wink: ), methinks it pre-dates CP/M!!! :lol:

More "oldies but goodies"....

Daleks (from Punch)...

Especially for Forum members who are (ex-)techies...

Tech support ....

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Product Design ...

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And for all those who despise bureaucracy, another all-time fave that I sadly couldn't find on the web was a picture of a fire extinguisher, with the following caption:

"In case of fire, grab as much paperwork as possible and RUN toward the flames!!!" :twisted:
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Four-Spring Dwarf Technique. :roll:
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:lol: :lol:
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Moglet wrote:At the risk of showing my age
Moglet wrote:
I'm just a Great Big Semimental Old Moglet... :wink:
And I'm just a Great big Nostalgic Old Robot :shock:

Hector's House? Wow!
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