You know you're getting old when..........

Post by **Steve N** » Fri 14 Dec, 2018 9:41 am

you try cutting a piece glass with a ballpoint pen

kartoffelngeist · Post by **kartoffelngeist** » Fri 14 Dec, 2018 10:51 am

Worth a try. Guessing it didn't work?

Also - when you bend down to tie your shoe laces and try to think what else you can do while you're down there....

Post by **Steve N** » Fri 14 Dec, 2018 11:54 am

Very true Andrew, about tying your shoe laces

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poliopete · Post by **poliopete** » Fri 14 Dec, 2018 11:52 pm

..... when someone sez "How are you?" and you reply with your name

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Wed 09 Jan, 2019 2:08 pm

Doh, I thought of something to post on this thread, but it's gone right out of my head.

Post by **prospero** » Wed 09 Jan, 2019 4:02 pm

You try changing the TV channel with a calculator.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Wed 09 Jan, 2019 5:09 pm

prospero wrote:You try changing the TV channel with a calculator.

That's a double whammy: or doing your invoicing with the TV remote.

Justintime · Post by **Justintime** » Wed 09 Jan, 2019 7:18 pm

when you try to use 2 fingers to zoom in on a picture...in a magazine...

Post by **Steve N** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 2:00 pm

Today I nearly put washing up liquid on my pork pie instead of brown sauce

poliopete · Post by **poliopete** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 3:48 pm

Just for a matter of interest, what color is your washing up liquid

Post by **Steve N** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 3:57 pm

Green

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 4:02 pm

I take it we're all hearing Denis Norden's voice when reading these.

My fave of his: "When you bend down to tie your shoe laces, and ask yourself if there's anything else that needs doing while you're down there".

Post by **prospero** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 6:01 pm

Going to the shop for some groceries and coming back with a damn great bagful which doesn't include what
what you went for in the first place.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 6:30 pm

Dan Smith wrote:I take it we're all hearing Denis Norden's voice when reading these.

My fave of his: "When you bend down to tie your shoe laces, and ask yourself if there's anything else that needs doing while you're down there".

Doh, this quote was already posted....apologies, Andrew.

Note to self: read threads before opening my gob

Post by **prospero** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 6:34 pm

When you post something in a thread that you read in the same thread the day before.

When you start pointing out the shortcomings of others.

Post by **prospero** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 6:38 pm

I was watching some of the early episodes of Last of the Summer Wine recently and realised the all the old
codgers were about 10 years younger then than I am now.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 7:15 pm

prospero wrote:When you post something in a thread that you read in the same thread the day before.

When you start pointing out the shortcomings of others.

Watchit, mister

poliopete · Post by **poliopete** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 7:22 pm

When you find yourself carefully counting out the customer's change into their hand

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 7:46 pm

poliopete wrote:When you find yourself carefully counting out the customer's change into their hand

That's alright, Pete.

It's if -after counting it out in their hand - you say "....and that makes 10 pounds" (or whatever the amount is) that the game's up!

Justintime · Post by **Justintime** » Thu 10 Jan, 2019 10:06 pm

poliopete wrote:When you find yourself carefully counting out the customer's change into their hand

Time to start rounding it up?

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