Thou Shalt Not…

[The Jolly Good Framer #1]

If there were 10 Commandments for today’s modern life, what would they be?
Here are my suggestions

Thou shalt not Pimp my ride
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt not Quote me happy
Thou shalt not take two bottles into the shower. (slightly retro that one)

Who's next?...

[framejunkie]

Thou shalt not spend 2 minutes throwing paint at a bit of MDF and then call it 'Art' like they do on the telly

[Bill Henry]

Thou shalt not take a digital image at 72 ppi and enlarge it to 16” x 20”.

Thou shalt not date any woman with more tattoos than thineself.

Thou shalt not refer to potato chips as crisps.

[The Jolly Good Framer #1]

Thou shalt not refer to chips as french fries.

[framejunkie]

Thou shalt not get into all that trans-atlantic argy-bargy again!

[Spit]

Shhhhhhhhh, don't mention the argies.......

[prospero]

Thou shalt not be America's next Top Model.

Thou shalt not refer to jam as jelly.

Thou shalt not refer to jelly as jello.

Thou shall have no other operating systems before MS Windoze.

[prospero]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours (or neighbors ) CMC.

[Spit]

Thou shalt not go green with envy over the width of another framers moulding.

[The Jolly Good Framer #1]

Thou shalt not use masking tape in the manufacturing of picture frames.

[prospero]

Thou shalt not make miniature graven images of the Lion catalogue in order to try to fool fellow framers into thinking you have collossal mouldings.