A genuine call to the MS helpline (paraphrased):
Caller: "Help. My PC has completely shut down!"
MS Operator: "Ok Sir. What exactly is happening with it?"
Caller: "It's not doing anything. Just a blank screen".
MS Operator: "What make is it and waht are the sysytem specs?"
Caller: "Errrrr....not sure"
MS Operator: "Have you got a manual?"
Caller: "Yes. I have it here".
MS Operator: "I should tell you the CPU power, operating system, amount of RAM, etc..."
Caller: "Yeah.... Sorry. it's a bit difficult to read. My torch batteries are running out".
MS Operator: "Excuse me....???".
Caller: "Yes. We are having a power cut at the moment."
MS Operator: "Right. I think I know what the problem is".
Caller: "Oh good. Is it serious?"
MS Operator: "Quite serious. Have you still got the box it came in?"
Caller: "Yes I think so".
MS Operator: "Good. I want you to unplug everything and pack it all back in the box".
Caller: "Ok. What do I do then?"
MS Operator: "Take it back to the shop you got it from and get a refund. You are too ####ing stupid to have one."
I realise this has nothing to do with retrieving lost passwords, but it's a giggle and at least there were no parrots.
btw. I write all my passwords on odd bits of paper with cryptic clues to what they refer to. That way no one knows what the heck they mean including me.
