not an essex girl joke

[mikeysaling]

as a born and bred 'essex' lad the wife and 'essex' lass and two essex girl daughters - i am allowed to post this joke (which is probably true)

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her "treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!"
"its not just one car!" said the essex girl "theres hundreds of them!"

and a few minutes later


an essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. the paramedics soon arrive on site.
medic: "its ok, i'm a paramedic and i'm going to ask you some questions. ok?"
girl: "ok"
medic: "whats your name?"
girl: "sharon"
medic: "ok sharon, is this your car?"
sharon: "yes"
medic: "where are you bleeding from?"
sharon: "romford, mate."

[ablemila]

lol v,funny

[Merlin]

Blimey Jan.. You still awake ???

[Roboframer]

So then she says to the Paramedic "I fink I'm paralysed from the waist up"

The medic moves his hand in front of her face and says says "How many fingers have I got up"?

"OH GAWD" she says "I must be paralysed from the waist down as well!"

[mikeysaling]

happens a lot in essex - theres a lot of prams in braintree and basildon and harlow!!! SAY NO MORE!!