Hello :-)

[Dermot]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper
from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your
son's teacher.'

Source: Larson Juhl New Zealand http://www.larsonjuhl.co.nz/newsletters/LJ0409.pdf

[mikeysaling]

dermot - thats priceless - can i use it on my banking forum?

[prospero]

Well the two scenarios aren't mutually exclusive.

[TabbyAnn]

Brilliant Joke