short lesson in family history - help with difficult clients

[mikeysaling]

Well, all you framer Boys and girls - you don't know Jack Sh*t. Or do you?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Perfection

[FrameArt]

[prospero]

I went to school with a lad called Jimmy Ridell.


(No poopoo )

[mikeysaling]

i worked with a girl called sherry glass & theresa green ! was in california though!!

[Roboframer]

I fell in love with a girl named Deborah Cox - she always said that when she got married she wanted to keep her surname - by having a double-barrelled surname - her surname had to be first though. I didn't have a problem with that.

Last I heard she was dating a guy called John Ucka.

[Jonny2morsos]

My wife used to work with someone called Cherry Pye and I went to school with a Wendy Anker.

My ex wife married a bloke of german extraction with the surname Krappe (pronounced the way I like!).

[mikeysaling]

absolutely true - bill lear (of lear jet fame) called his daughter shanda ! my daughters are called samantha and sabrina! - they have gotten over it now.

[prospero]

An old boy who used to live round the corner was called Jerry Philpot. I often wonder what parents are thinking of when they name their kids.

Robo. Good job Deborah wasn't called Henrietta.