even a dyson can't clean this up

[mikeysaling]

Salesman's Nightmare
>
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
> "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes
> of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners."
>
> "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried
> to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
> the door and pushed it wide open.
>
> "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
> demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit all
> over her hallway carpet.
>
> "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit
> from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
>
> "Well," she said, "I hope you've got
> a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
>

[TabbyAnn]