Your Sex Life for 2012

[Graysalchemy]

Pick up the book nearest you.

Turn to page 45

The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012

"Satisfying, appetising beery bouquet"
Brewing beers like those you Buy - Dave Lines

[GeoSpectrum]

Not sure about that... mine is

"Be aware that older films and glass plates, unlike prints, frequently have extremely high density ranges, even when they are damaged or faded."

Not sure what that says about my chances this year?

[Steve Goodall]

mine is the end of a recipe from page 44 & says...

"Be sure to thoroughly tenderise the meat"

Not sure where this thread is going - but it sounds scary to me...

[Ricky]

First Book to hand so
Mine Is
When she had been there four or five days,Louise asked her to stay on one night after supper so they might "Have a visit between women".
mmm.mmmm.

[prospero]

Goes to show that just about any phrase can be given a sexual connotation.

Most of my books are full of bird pictures, so all I got was a picture of two puffins.

[misterdiy]

Mine says no Pane no Gain. Its a tips book on photoshop so make whatever connotations you like

[Vix]

Here's mine,

'Right, you've jumped in, or are about to jump in, so your learning curve needs to be very steep'. - Risking it all by Matin Webb.

(sounds like I could be in for some fun lol!!)

[AllFramed]

"Christope made an early move, taking seven riders with him, all of them good, DeFaye crashed and ended up so far behind by the Tourmalet that he decided to leave the race."

Guess it depends whether I am to be Cristophe or DeFaye!

[Dave]

I was reading a financial forecast for 2012

It started "things are going to be very hard"

But finished "those that are brave enough to try differing markets may be pleasantly surprised"


Not sure what the missus is going to have to say about that.

Dave

[Keith Hewitt]

The Travel Book ? You did say the book that's nearest

BELIZE - The local people are friendly - open and relaxed, and everyone here seems to know how to have a good time... ( not sure what its telling me ? )

FYI - Belize is home to the worlds second largest coral reef

I was lucky to see it back in 1969 - it's amazing where a sheet Colourmount can take you!

I recommend THE TRAVEL BOOK ...... its just 2 pages for almost every country in the world, so USA and China get 2 pages each and so does Pitcain Islands - great idea!