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The best we could manage...
Mopping up after Damien Hirst.
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Very good on many levels considering he had other artist to paint those pieces for him.

Hirst gets new paint brush holder
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New!!! Spotty Paint
Available in convenient ready to use bucket size complete with applicator

You will be able to paint like an expert is just two minutes
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Damien Hirst's new art piece:

Smartie McFlurry
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Keep them coming - you witty lot!!!
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I would never put that mount and frame on it, but I guess the artist knew best
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birdman wrote:Damien Hirst's new art piece:

Smartie McFlurry
Wasn't Smartie McFlurry a gangster in a movie :Slap:
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HIRST GETS INTO DIGITAL PRINTING

Purchase the worlds most expensive Hex code chart :clap:
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Dying man in gallery gets confused and kicks Hirst’s paintings.
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Over-enthusiastic cleaner wipes out masterpiece.




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Damien Hirst's latest exhibit "Two Frames and a Bucket". Times art critic sais it's "Spot On"
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Just can't get the formaldehyde these days!
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Smarties in formaldehyde!
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Lazy Aritst Charges £10,000 per Spot
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John first framed the Hirsts, then spotted the bucket...
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New trend in interior design spotted?
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One of them is cheap tat from poundland!
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but the bucket is worth a bob or two .......
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Spot the difference..................
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For those of you who are colour blind, it actually says "Fooled you all again"!
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