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Mary Case GCF wrote:Incidentally what's worn under the kilt? Nothing. It's all in perfectly good working order.
You speak for yourself!
PS. As I'm a non-drinker, JW is the only brand I could think of. I have tasted whisky and I think it's vile tasting stuff! I'm very happy that others who like it can consume it though!
osgood wrote:PS. As I'm a non-drinker, JW is the only brand I could think of. I have tasted whisky and I think it's vile tasting stuff! I'm very happy that others who like it can consume it though!
Once you get through half a bottle you don't notice the taste.
[/quote]Mary,I don't get it! I don't speak Scottish. Is that why?[/quote]
Try this then.
Imagine a cold winter in the Lowlands in 1938 and the shops are so cold they have to light braziers to keep the customers warm.
See the old lady enter the shop and examine the Bacon counter.
The shop assistant is standing next to the hot brazier when the old lady says to him, "is that yer Ayrshire bacon?", " no Madam" he replies, "Jes ma hands"
Now an Australian Joke:
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them."
Giclee is just a term for a little squirt making lots of money
Remember conservation Framing is an art, for everything else there's Araldite
Two kangaroo shooters are way out the back of Bourke when their ute breaks down. They do the right thing and stay with it but no one comes along. So they decide to walk out with the temperature being 40 degrees Celsius plus.
After 2 days, they?re on their last drop of radiator water when they climb a rise and find, nailed to a tree, a sign saying MERCY, POPULATION 12. In the distance there's a collection of ramshackle tin huts. They arrive and identify one hut as a caf?. They enter.
A lady appears, very proper. "Yis", she says.
"Bring us a drink, luv. Make it long and quick."
"We only serve one thing here."
"What?s that?"
"Koala tea."
"Well, bring it luv, only make it quick!"
She brings it, and she is not kidding. Pathetic little paws grip the edge of the billy and little furry ears poke through the murky surface. Well, kangaroo shooters are pretty tough but they?re not this tough. They look at each other and beg the woman to "take it away please, and strain it."
"What?" she says, (now wait for it)......
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"The Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."
Giclee is just a term for a little squirt making lots of money
Remember conservation Framing is an art, for everything else there's Araldite