What a Mover!
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What a Mover!
Someone who shall remain nameless pointed me in the direction of this humourous link, so I thought I'd share this little bit of weekend silliness with fans of our feathered friends...
........Áine JGF SGF FTB
.Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
.Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
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Got it in one, John!
Anyone remember the The Goodies' "Jaws" spoof, where they got a fish to commit suicide by playing Max Bygraves records to it through an underwater microphone?
(PS... The cemetry gag's going into the collection! )
Anyone remember the The Goodies' "Jaws" spoof, where they got a fish to commit suicide by playing Max Bygraves records to it through an underwater microphone?
(PS... The cemetry gag's going into the collection! )
........Áine JGF SGF FTB
.Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
.Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
A single guy owned a parrot and every time he brought a young lady home the parrot, just at the right time would squawk "Someone's in luck tonight"
Nine out of ten times it worked - so the guy decides to buy his (male) parrot a partner - went down the pet shop, but they only had male parrots.... and one female owl (a real slapper - didn't give a hoot!)
Aaaaanyway he gets the owl - didn't think his parrot would be too fussy - bungs it in the cage with the parrot.
That night the guy brings a young lady home, and, right on cue, the parrot squawks "Someone's in luck tonight"
"Whhhoooooo - Whhhhhhoooooooo" hoots the owl.
"Not you, you flat-faced bitch" squawks the parrot.
Nine out of ten times it worked - so the guy decides to buy his (male) parrot a partner - went down the pet shop, but they only had male parrots.... and one female owl (a real slapper - didn't give a hoot!)
Aaaaanyway he gets the owl - didn't think his parrot would be too fussy - bungs it in the cage with the parrot.
That night the guy brings a young lady home, and, right on cue, the parrot squawks "Someone's in luck tonight"
"Whhhoooooo - Whhhhhhoooooooo" hoots the owl.
"Not you, you flat-faced bitch" squawks the parrot.