Get that sloooooow beat a goin' now
Duraing Duraing ....... Duraing Duraing - oh yeah, that's good
Duraing Duraing ........ Duraing Duraing - OK - here we go
Took that southbound road to Tescos, about three thirty five
Arfur was thirsty - and I felt like a drive
(Duraing Duraing - Duraing Duraing)
Put 4 gallons of unleaded - in Arfur's tank
Looked down at that ol' fuel nozzle, and mah heart sank.
(Duraing........)
Got the drivers blues, yeaaaah the drivers blues
Rung up thirty five quids worth of gas, that Arfur can't use
(Duraing......)
Ain't never felt so stupid since I walked into a post looking at a hot chick - felt such a weasel.
Done gone and put unleaded in Arfur, an' Arfur's a diesel.
(Duraing ......)
Only yesterday they were on about this on radio 2 - I was thinking what sort of idiot would do that! Next day this sort of idiot does!
AA out - Arfur lifted to 24 recovery/repair garage - 4 hours after going to fill up all is well.
£35 useless unleaded - £185 to drain and flush - including £15's worth of diesel (no I didn't turn the engine or even the ignition on - that would have been VERY expensive!)
Then another £30 to fully fill the tank on the way home.
How did I do that?
Arfur is called Arfur after Arthur Daley - a dodgy geezer - my car's a Dodge.