Why dont I get home till half past ten at night?
Because some loon has put a customers job, which only happens to be an assembled 1000 piece jigsaw, on a top shelf 7ft up in the air, on top of a pile of boxes, on a sheet of cardboard, and the whole damned thing has fell on me when I went to get the bin bags down.....
So, Tom, you have won the "Daftest place in the history of mankind to store a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be framed, and your prize is to find the last two pieces which I think fell in the morso chippings box...... Ive spent all night putting the rest of it back together. Good luck, the missing two pieces are parts of a beach, which happens to camoflage them wonderfully against wood chippings.....
It is just a league above the last one - when the electric drill fell over and went through that oil painting (which came back from the restorers last week) - Maybe its time to actually FIT those tool balancers we ordered from lion

We all have "brain donor" moments, but I think the jigsaw incident takes the biscuit for 2007 - fingers crossed.
I will laugh about it one day..... but not this week
