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Health & Safety Notice
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 9:49 pm
by Not your average framer
ACHTUNG!
Alles Touristen und Non-technischien Lookens Peepers! Das Maschinen is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben, odervise is und poppenkorken mit spitzensparken.
Der maschine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by der dumkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen der cottonpicken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watschen das blinkenlighten, orelse ve kuttendammenfingersoffen.
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 10:50 pm
by Moglet
Nice one, NYAF! Haven't seen that in a long while. Definitely an all-time classic!!!
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 10:58 pm
by Not your average framer
Hi Áine,
It came to light while packing, to move house. It's going on the computer when we put one in the shop. Sounds a bit high-tech, but not really! It's an old machine running Windows 98, but what the heck! Same era as the notice.
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 11:06 pm
by fineedge
Did'nt know Europe had it's own version of funagalore. (African speak so that people from different language groups can more or less understand each other)
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 11:15 pm
by Roboframer
Iway eakspay luentfay Igpay Atinlay - eednay orkway onway ethay ellingspay oughthway - robablypay!
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 11:37 pm
by Grahame Case
Roboframer wrote:Iway eakspay luentfay Igpay Atinlay - eednay orkway onway ethay ellingspay oughthway - robablypay!
I Speak Fluent Pig Latin - Need Work on The Spelling Though - probably
Posted: Thu 22 Nov, 2007 11:51 pm
by Moglet
NYAF wrote:It's an old machine running Windows 98, but what the heck! Same era as the notice.
At the risk of showing my age (yeah, like it bothers me...
), methinks it pre-dates CP/M!!!
More "oldies but goodies"....
Daleks (from Punch)...
Especially for Forum members who are (ex-)techies...
Tech support ....
Product Design ...
And for all those who despise bureaucracy, another all-time fave that I sadly couldn't find on the web was a picture of a fire extinguisher, with the following caption:
"In case of fire, grab as much paperwork as possible and
RUN toward the flames!!!"
Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 1:25 am
by prospero
Four-Spring Dwarf Technique.
Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 1:31 am
by Moglet
Posted: Sat 24 Nov, 2007 12:59 am
by Roboframer
Moglet wrote:At the risk of showing my age
Moglet wrote:
I'm just a Great Big Semimental Old Moglet...
And I'm just a Great big Nostalgic Old Robot
Hector's House? Wow!