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Old framers

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 6:05 pm
by Not your average framer
This should be good for a bit of fun!

Complete the sentence:

Old framers never die they just........

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 6:14 pm
by Moglet
... hit the mat? :?

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 6:31 pm
by Not your average framer
or....

get glazed over!

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 9:05 pm
by prospero
......sit in front of compters trying to think of vaguely amusing remarks to post on internet forums. :cry:

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 9:08 pm
by fineedge
.......... wedge away!

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 9:52 pm
by Spit
........get brown around the bevels

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 9:55 pm
by Moglet
... lose their bearings?

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 10:01 pm
by Roboframer
....go tell it on the mounting.

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 10:05 pm
by Merlin
Art Bak to the beginning

Old framers never die they just........


The just strut around forever.

Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2008 10:22 pm
by Moglet
... lose their (straight) edge?

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 1:59 am
by prospero
I had a straightedge once. Really straight is was. I haven't seen it for ages......Now I wonder where it is?

What time does the cocoa come round? :?

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 2:32 am
by Moglet
Cups o' tea at this end!

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 3:04 am
by prospero
Nurse! Nurse! :o

She's out of bed again! :x

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 9:20 am
by Moglet
Maybe I've been possessed by the Energiser Bunny? :?

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 9:54 am
by gesso
...need underpinning.

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 10:12 am
by Moglet
... need recalibrating?

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 11:20 am
by Spit
.............fade away because they didn't know the benefits of UV glass in their day.

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 11:33 am
by w00dward
..end up 3 parts overcut

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 1:16 pm
by Not your average framer
prospero wrote:I had a straightedge once. Really straight is was. I haven't seen it for ages......Now I wonder where it is? :?
Snap, I've lost 12" steel rule which I use to get nice straight edges when I trim the gummed paper tape to size, so I've just bought two more, one 12" and one 6".

Now I've lost my photographic magnifier, so I ordered three different ones, which arrived today and as I suspected the quoted specification for each of them counts for nothing, but fortunately one of them is upto the job.

I can never figure out where all these lost things go to!

Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2008 3:01 pm
by prospero
Yes, and isn't it strange that these things turn up when you are looking for something else that has gone awol. I misplaced my faithful 16' tape couple of weeks since. After a few days I started to miss it and bought another one. No sooner did that when the old one turned up. :x
I have had old mouldings that have been moving from pillar to post for years. Soon as a job turns up that I can use them for, they disappear.
That's why I resist the temptation to tidy up my workshop too often. :P