near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and
whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current
fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the
following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6.... Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last , but not least
13. Thongs and Tena Lady pads
Wot on earth is she showing the bloke?
I was driving though the middle of Lincoln the other week, in a queue of traffic as usual. My attention was drawn to a woman (of a certain age) walking along the pavement across the road. She was wearing a short ra-ra type skirt with white leggings with a flowery pattern. Denim jacket. My first thought was, "What do you look like?". It was only when someone a couple of cars up in the line shouted "Hi-De-Hi!", to her that I realised who she was. 
The Devil made me do it. 
