The dust cart is doing the rounds one morning but they're a day early with no warning, so the binmen are looking in backyards etc for the bins, and/or knocking on doors.
Couldn't see a bin anywhere at one address, so one of the binmen rings the doorbell - no answer, so he gives the door a good knock, no answer, so he starts to walk away. Then the door is opened by a Chinese guy.
"Oh hello sir, where's your bin"?
"I bin on toiret"
"Er, no, where's your bin ...... where's your DUST bin"
"Rike I say - I dust bin on toiret"
"No no no - where's your WHEELIE bin"?
"OK - OK - I wheelie bin avin sex wiv girfwend"
Wheelie Bin?
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prospero
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