snow white and the seven framers

[mikeysaling]

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

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The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.



As lunchtime approached, she would
prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.



One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she sawthat there had been a
terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone
hear me? Hello!'



For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello!
Is anyone down there?'




Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing;

'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN....'

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! at least Dopey is still alive.

[Dermot]

[Bill Henry]

Hmmm! Not political, eh?

[mikeysaling]

political - no way - we are a very morally democratic bunch over here - vis :-

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer,
you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in London There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:

Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Gordon Brown
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

You can save the life of Gordon or you can shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!


THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...




Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?