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for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Fri 30 Apr, 2010 5:36 pm
by mikeysaling
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. One of the questions I got
wrong was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Scousers and Pikeys was not the correct answer!


I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod
after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us
on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in town but I've been banned from it
after asking to look at some bomber jackets!

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Fri 30 Apr, 2010 6:09 pm
by Jonny2morsos
Fiat very nearly launched a range ot turbo diesel cars in the UK which would have been badged "TurD"

Quite appropriate I thought at the time (during their rust bucket era).

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Fri 30 Apr, 2010 6:41 pm
by mikeysaling
what wa sthe rolls royce with a similar meaning in germany - cannot remember.

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Fri 30 Apr, 2010 8:40 pm
by David
Rolls Royce were going to call one model the Silver Mist, in German mist is pig s***.
David.

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Fri 30 Apr, 2010 10:29 pm
by prospero
I have it on good authority that Wang (the computery lot) once used the slogan "Wang Cares". :lol: :roll: :?

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Sat 01 May, 2010 8:03 am
by mikeysaling
yes - i've had dealings with them years ago!

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Sat 01 May, 2010 4:44 pm
by Keith Hewitt
The popular Australian beer "XXXX" pronounced Four X, was planned for export to USA.
Until someone learned that Americans were already familiar with " - a brand of condoms.FOUREX" :mrgreen:

Re: for what its worth - i laughed

Posted: Sat 01 May, 2010 4:50 pm
by mikeysaling
i knew id got a picture somwhere - an early wang
wang.jpg