9 Months Later ..... Billy decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So > they loaded up Billy's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They
> pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the > door if they could spend the night.
>
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she
> explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my > house.'
>
>'Don't worry,' Billy said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if >the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
>
> The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled > in for the night.
>
> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
>
>They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Billy got >an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
> of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that > good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
>
>'Yes, I do.' said Bob
>
> 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the > house and pay her a visit?'
>
> 'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I > have to admit that I did.'
>
> 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your > name?'
>
>Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm >afraid I did..' 'Why do you ask?'
>
'She just died and left me a fortune.'
>
>
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?.... you know > you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
>
>
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