For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says ' you don't know Jack Shit?'
Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Hollie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
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Ricky
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