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Amazing Anagrams


can you add to this ??



PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER



DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH :
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS





DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE




ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE




AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ..
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ..
If you haven't, add 1759..

6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate Calculator.

Thats Freaky!!!

It was a while before I twigged that 'Torchwood' was an anagram of 'Doctor Who'.


What? You haven't either? Well you do now.

I like this:

Prospero = So Proper

Mikey Saling = Silky Enigma

Ann Louise Dutton = Outlast Innuendo

RoboFramer - Barroom Ref

Pink Dots - try this at home
>
> If your brain works normally this is neat.

> This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true..
>
> If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.




>
>
> However if you stare at the black ' + ' in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, continue to concentrate on the black ' + ' in the center of the picture.

After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear,

and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
>
> It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot,

and the pink ones really don't disappear.

This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see .

2% or 98%

This is strange...can you figure it out?

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.

* There's no trick or surprise.

* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!

* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ..... really.








* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).














Think of a number from 1 to 10





































Multiply that number by 9












































!


If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together












































Now subtract 5















































Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

(example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)













































Think of a country that starts with that letter










































Remember the last letter of the name of that country


















































Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
















































Remember the last letter in the name of that animal



















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Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter
















































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?



I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise..

That is so cool, please keep these coming there amazing!

Close. My Apricot eating Koala was indeed in Denmark!

i arrived at koala and apple!!

Mine was the Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange - God I`m so predictable

T he European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than the other possibility, German.





As part of the negotiations, the
British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.





In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in
favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.





There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be
replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.





In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.





Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.





Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.





During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, vevil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.





Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.





Und efter ze fifz yer,ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forstplas.

real time waster this - no hostages were hurt making this game

http://www.owencounty.org/terror.html

I found koala eating apples in Denmark. Thats a good one.

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.?Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week
And finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

great time waster this

http://www.resist.com/other/border_patrol.swf

Bishop Desmond Tutu:
“When Missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.”