The Wifes Logic.

[Ricky]

In a bid to cut our household expenses my wife decided to cancel the window cleaner.

"You can do them she said"

When I said I get enough of glass cleaning at work,

She Said,

"You should be good at it then"

[Graysalchemy]

I have fallen for one similar to that.

When ever SWMBO cleans the windows or wipes the TV or the pictures I say :-

"don't give up your day job to become a picture framer"

I usually get a bottle of glass cleaner thrown at me.

I just put up with a smeared TV and pictures now its easier.

[birdman]

They must all receive the same training. I once made a helpful comment about the tramlines on the sleeves of the shirt SWMBO was ironing. "If you've any complaints then do it yourself" she said. I explained the importance of there not being tramlines and then spent 20 years ironing my own shirts. I don't complain about the ironing any more.