And the top 5 Smart Arse answers are
Posted: Tue 01 Nov, 2011 10:53 am
Just for a laugh, Top 5 Smart Arse answers
SMART ARSE ANSWER 5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a
Tesco store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any
bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART ARSE ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped
for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
on his way without a ticket.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 2
A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign
came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he
got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's
cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, he?"
The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
ran out of diesel!"
SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at West Australian University reminded her pupils
of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no
other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the
student, shook her head and sweetly said,
"Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other
hand."
SMART ARSE ANSWER 5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a
Tesco store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any
bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
SMART ARSE ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped
for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
on his way without a ticket.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 2
A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign
came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he
got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's
cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, he?"
The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
ran out of diesel!"
SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at West Australian University reminded her pupils
of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no
other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the
student, shook her head and sweetly said,
"Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other
hand."
