It was 50" long by 20" wide inc 1" white border.
First thought: bigger than 48" = PITA. Now I don't keep BIG sheets of glass in stock. 4x3' like most other framers I suspect... I also don't keep Jumbo mountboard in stock. Nowhere to store it for one thing and I only ever need it once in a blue moon. There is no way I could cut a mount with a 48" window anyway. All these factors would make it a very expensive frame. Plus the fact that she wanted it for Thursday at the latest.....
Oh, and with a 'simple black frame'.

Working with what I had, I mounted it onto MDF. (losing the white border). Ideally I would have used a two sheets of std thick mountboard laminated. (I don't like foamboard for mounting). No Jumbo board, so that was no-go. Of course it was too big for my vac press, but fret not - I could use my olde hardbed press. A long-winded exercise but possible.
I found some nice oak moulding. 2" wide, flat with a radius back. That would look OK. One piece I had tried to strip with Nitromors in the past. Unfortunately I found that rubbing with wirewool resulted in lots of balck spots where the stripper had reacted with steel particles caught in the grain. Been waiting ever since for someone who wanted a spotty oak frame..... But this was black, with would cover a mulitude of sins.
So I did it like that. I was a pain to do all along. Trying to get the print to sit in the frame with spacers and not covering too much of the image - trimming a smidge off the MDF to fine-tune it - dust - eek. Had about six goes and best part of a morning arsing about.
I quoted the lady £150 which to be honest was just off the top of my head. She nearly fainted. With all the arsing about I could have charged 3 times as much with a straight face but I stuck to the quote. And I got it done on time. I realise some folks are geared up for this type of job and with more space and the right equipment it would have been a piece of cake. But like a lot of framers I don't have a huge workshop and anything remotely oversize tends to monopolise the work schedule while in progress.
So what would others have done faced with a job that you know is going to be fecky and you know whatever you charge is not really enough?
I would have been better business from my point of view to turn the job away. The only good thing was finding a good home for that spotty oak that I have been shifting from pillar to post for ten years.
But I did it.
