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ausi drover

Posted: Fri 27 Apr, 2012 11:32 pm
by mikeysaling
Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"


Drover: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."

Re: ausi drover

Posted: Sat 28 Apr, 2012 11:09 am
by strokebloke
The other punch-line to that one is:
Drover: Yeah. Two please. One for her, and one for me, in case hers falls off