Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Mon 28 Jan, 2013 10:01 pm
If so, what is wrong with this photo - apart from the chips being crinkle-cut, which is just wrong anyway?
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Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
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Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Mon 28 Jan, 2013 10:41 pm
No ketchup!
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Mon 28 Jan, 2013 11:49 pm
Non-mushy peas. 
What is the world coming to?
What is the world coming to?
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 12:12 am
there is all that vegetable sh*te on the plate
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 10:08 am
Chips don't you mean GLASGOW SALAD.
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 12:26 pm
Chips not up to the EU standard size of 1.5cmx 1.5cm x 10cm
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 1:07 pm
Are those your slippers?
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 1:15 pm
No, I have 'Family Guy' slippers for knocking around in and UGG slippers for best.
The problem with the photo is the carrots and green beans - you don't have those with chips - you only have veg that you would put vinegar on. Vinegar on carrots and green beans? I don't think so!
The problem with the photo is the carrots and green beans - you don't have those with chips - you only have veg that you would put vinegar on. Vinegar on carrots and green beans? I don't think so!
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Tue 29 Jan, 2013 1:56 pm
Always made sure of my kids having veg every day - chips!
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Wed 30 Jan, 2013 7:57 am
Vegetables are what food eats.....
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Thu 31 Jan, 2013 7:15 pm
I only eat animals that eat vegetables. 
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Fri 01 Feb, 2013 9:46 pm
Well, it's underexposed, for a start.what is wrong with this photo
And you've cropped it incorrectly.
It needs rotating CCW 0.35 degrees
It has a definite colour cast, &
the DoF is completely wrong - we shouldn't be able to see the detail on your slippers.
I trust that that you'll try a little harder next time you upload a photo
As for two veg with fish fingers and chips ----- what are you thinking of
Beans or mushies, at least
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Fri 01 Feb, 2013 10:20 pm
Who took a bite out of the BP & J sandwich.............. without eating the chips first?
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Fri 01 Feb, 2013 10:21 pm
P.S.
Pathetic looking fish sticks.
Pathetic looking fish sticks.
Re: Are you a connoisseur of the chip?
Posted: Sat 02 Feb, 2013 1:28 am
Those peas have got to go. Mushy ones - OK, but those little green bastards are too much work to eat. They keep flying off the plate and hiding. And I have a green carpet. 
Carrots just spoil the colour scheme.
And you need more fishy fingers than that.
And a proper round plate.
And a huge dollop of tomato sauce.
Is that wholemeal bread?
To much of the sandal-wearing yogurt-fancier ethos for my liking.
Carrots just spoil the colour scheme.
And you need more fishy fingers than that.
And a proper round plate.
And a huge dollop of tomato sauce.
Is that wholemeal bread?
To much of the sandal-wearing yogurt-fancier ethos for my liking.