The Framers Forum

Here's one to start with:
Discontinued framing = Limited edition framing.
Got any more like that?

It strikes me that what you are looking for are witty sayings rather than the double entendres. In the latter, the second part of the 'double' more-or-less has to be sexual in nature. Most folks would take it all in good part, but others may take extreme offence. Best avoid such attempts at humour ...

Does anyone know any good double entendres that I could use on the customers.
It's always good to get a rapport going and a few suggestive lines would be good.

At the moment all I have got is my mount boards line. '50 shades of white' which always goes down well.