Any Aussies ?

[philipsheldon]

Afternoon. Happy New Year to one & all.

So....Cricket. I know a thing or two about that. Any Australians care to raise their heads today ?

Any good jokes that we can share ? What do you call an Aussie that can handle a bat ? A VET !

HA HA HA HA !

[Teresa]

What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of champagne in his hand, A waiter !

[Keith Hewitt]

A bloke walks into an Australian brothel and says:

"I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that," he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

[mikeysaling]

thanks for that keith - went down well on the old banking site (except for the Oz branches) I'm sooo careful of others feelings

[Nigel Nobody]

I have to congratulate the Pom team for kicking our arses. Well played!

The Aussie team needs to become a 'team' and as most of our top players have retired recently, we need to build a new team from younger and less experienced players. It will take time and I don't expect we will win too many test matches over the next few years.

Our selectors keep bringing in younger players, dropping them, bringing them back, etc and are not giving some of them time to get experience and improve their game. It will take longer if this hit and miss method continues, so make the best of it while you can!

The worst part of the humiliation is that we have had our butts kicked by a team that is still far from being a world beating test team!

Bring on the jokes, we can take it as well as dish it out!