A 5 year old's Joke.

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A 5 year old's Joke.

Post by philipsheldon »

:D

" Daddy,...What's the BIGGEST Ant in the World ? "
" No idea Katie, what is the BIGGEST Ant in the World ? "

"...AN ELE-PH- ANT !!!! Silly Daddy ! "

Quite ! :D :lol:
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Where does the Pink Panther live?








Durham.


(think about it.... :P )
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:D HA HA !

What colour is the Pink Panther ?
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I though I saw an elephant,
Descending from a bus.
But looking closer I saw it was,
A hippopotamus.


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