Caption Competition
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Caption Competition
The best we could manage...
Mopping up after Damien Hirst.
Mopping up after Damien Hirst.
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(Also known as John, the current forum administrator)
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Re: Caption Competition
Very good on many levels considering he had other artist to paint those pieces for him.
Hirst gets new paint brush holder
Hirst gets new paint brush holder
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Re: Caption Competition
New!!! Spotty Paint
Available in convenient ready to use bucket size complete with applicator
You will be able to paint like an expert is just two minutes
You will be able to paint like an expert is just two minutes
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Re: Caption Competition
Damien Hirst's new art piece:
Smartie McFlurry
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Re: Caption Competition
Keep them coming - you witty lot!!!
Your too late I'm afraid - I retired in April 2024 

Re: Caption Competition
I would never put that mount and frame on it, but I guess the artist knew best
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Re: Caption Competition
Wasn't Smartie McFlurry a gangster in a moviebirdman wrote:Damien Hirst's new art piece:
Smartie McFlurry

Your too late I'm afraid - I retired in April 2024 

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HIRST GETS INTO DIGITAL PRINTING
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Dying man in gallery gets confused and kicks Hirst’s paintings.
"You know, there's a right and wrong way to do everything!"
Oliver Hardy.
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Oliver Hardy.
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Re: Caption Competition
Over-enthusiastic cleaner wipes out masterpiece.
(It's happened before.

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Re: Caption Competition
Damien Hirst's latest exhibit "Two Frames and a Bucket". Times art critic sais it's "Spot On"
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Re: Caption Competition
Just can't get the formaldehyde these days!
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“Life is short. Art long. Opportunity is fleeting. Experience treacherous. Judgement difficult.”
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Smarties in formaldehyde!
Mark Lacey
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“Life is short. Art long. Opportunity is fleeting. Experience treacherous. Judgement difficult.”
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Re: Caption Competition
John first framed the Hirsts, then spotted the bucket...
HOW Much!?
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New trend in interior design spotted?
Re: Caption Competition
One of them is cheap tat from poundland!
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but the bucket is worth a bob or two .......
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Spot the difference..................
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Re: Caption Competition
For those of you who are colour blind, it actually says "Fooled you all again"!
There's more to the picture, than meets the eye. Hey hey, my my.